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The funny thing about free hookups and hookup sites is that they can get really crazy, really quickly. I remember the first time a buddy of mine got into free hookups, I thought he was telling me some sort of script from the most recent porn video that he watched. I mean, it sounded really crazy! I thought it was just a figment of his imagination. I was ready to recommend that he write down all these stories and turn it into a book that would probably sell millions of dollars. There are a lot of horny guys out there that would love to believe these stories. But anyway, I let him talk and he was telling me that the last time that he hooked up using websites that deliver free hook-ups , two chicks showed up.
This short Filipina chick brought her cousin. Her cousin was this half-Chinese chick that’s a little bit taller and the chick didn’t waste anytime, she said, you know, that they want to fuck him. And my friend was just blown away because he’s this skinny, dorky, Napoleon-dynamite looking white piece of shit. And he just couldn’t believe himself that these two brown-skinned beauties from the tropics would want to fuck him.
Anyway, he told me that they did all sorts of shit that really blow my mind. I mean, wow! We’re talking about like livin’ out the Kamasutra, you know. We’re talking sideways penetrations, up and down, using a harness, and banging one chick in the pussy while another chick sucks your dick and cradles your balls. I mean, he’s telling me all these details and I was like, "Dude, slow down, man. Let me get a cold cup of water and fucking cool down. This is some hot shit!" But it turns out that those most of those chicks experiences are pretty much part of the game when you’re into the free hookup scene.
You see, the kind of women that hang out on those websites are free-spirits. They’re not conservative, pent-up, pressed, and really unhappy people. They basically let it all hang out, but play it safe. A lot of them are not crazy, a lot of them have jobs, a lot of them have otherwise happy families, but they just realize that sex is a healthy part of the human condition. And it really blows my mind that a lot of people have a dirty impression of websites that offer free hookups. No! There’s nothing wrong about it if you have the right mindset. If you have the right values and you know what you’re doing and you play the game safely, why not? Go for it!